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Saturday, 16 March 2013

The Evil Taggers Must Be Hunted Down

I was travelling on the bus the other day and saw a reward poster up on it. Leicester City Council has offered  £500 for info leading to the conviction of two taggers. They displayed examples of their tags, which are nothing clever.
      Since this is the only bounty on offer in this town, I conclude that these two must be the most dangerous offenders in the city. What a tranquil place we must live in, if these two are the worst of the worst. We are truly fortunate.
      I wonder why there was crime scene tape up around the entrance to the 'Spearmint Rhino Gentlemen's Club' in the city centre last week? Maybe the sinister taggers have been there. It couldn't be that the customers have been hurting each other. Gentlemen would never stoop to brawling in the street.
      This club is next door to the police station btw.

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