In Yankee land the law's a joke,
It's all too easy to get a gun,
The gunman gets high on some coke,
And then he has himself some fun.
Pursuing some peculiar grudge,
He lets rip and the bullets fly;
Unless his aim is quite misjudged
They strike their mark and children die.
Michigan has a law just passed
To let you take guns into schools.
Its people must be very crass
To vote for such a pack of fools.