We're All in It Together

Just as the PM has said.
What he failed to explain is that we aren't all in it to the same depth.

The rich are in it up to their toenails.
The middle class and businessmen are in it up to their ankles.
The workers are in it up to their waists.
The unemployed are in it up to their necks.
The sick are in it up to their eyeballs.