Schooling in Connecticut

In Yankee land the law's a joke,

It's all too easy to get a gun,

The gunman gets high on some coke,

And then he has himself some fun.

Pursuing some peculiar grudge,

He lets rip and the bullets fly;

Unless his aim is quite misjudged

They strike their mark and children die.

Michigan has a law just passed

To let you take guns into schools.

Its people must be very crass

To vote for such a pack of fools.