Heavy Fuel Rising

Some whine about the cost of petrol,
Yet drive as though it was still cheap,
Revving and braking hard by turns.
No wonder that their fuel bill's steep.

They buy a big, fat, heavy car,
And use it every chance they get;
So of course they don't get far
Before incurring further debt.

They climb hills with the engine roaring,
Pedal pressed down to the floor;
Thus fuel consumption's always soaring,
Their complaints are such a bore.