fact, opinion and poetry (not airy-fairy)


Monday 24 September 2012

On Human Nature

A bigot is someone whose prejudices are different from yours.
A conspiracy nut is someone who believes in different conspiracy theories than you do.
An old fart is someone ten years older than you.
An alcoholic is someone who drinks more than their doctor.

The last is a long-standing medical joke, origin obscure. (If your doctor is Muslim, your liver could fail at any moment.)

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